Posts Tagged meeting IRL

Smell My Fingers

I talked to this girl for about 2 weeks, and she came over my house to hang out. When my mom introduces herself to her as Mrs so and so, she asks what her first name was. Weird. We then get away from my parents and start talking for awhile. Out of nowhere she says “So I’m pretty much obsessed with you now.” We talked for 2 WEEKS!. But that wasn’t the worst part. In the middle of conversing, she sticks her hand in her pants, takes her hand out, and smells her fingers. She then says “Sometimes I like to stick my fingers in holes in my body and smell them…..” I literally wanted to die.

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The Suck My Dick, Bitch, Guy

I was on a date with a guy that I met online. We had exchanged emails and talked on the phone. We went to dinner and afterwards went back to my house. We started making out. Things were getting hot and heavy and he whispered, “Suck my dick, bitch”. I thought I must have heard him wrong. I asked him what he had said, and again he repeated, “Suck my dick, bitch”. At that point I told him I didn’t appreciate being spoken to like that and that he needed to leave; I wasn’t going to sleep with him then or ever. He told me I should be glad that he didn’t make me sleep with him right then. Bad dirty talk and threatening forced sex? Dealbreakers.

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