I was dating this guy for a few weeks and I asked him why things didn’t work out with his ex-girlfriend. He told me that he wasn’t attracted to her. They dated for two years, so I thought maybe their personalities were clashing. He tells me “She had small boobs”. Wait, it gets better. Then he tells me, “She also had a burn on her chest from a childhood accident and I wasn’t into the whole burn thing.” He said it like it was a bad haircut or something. Dealbreaker.
I am in my early 40s. I dated a guy for a few weeks and the second time we had sex he had on a pair of Joe Boxer shorts that said “The Big Banana” on them. He told me his mother had gotten them for him! Total dealbreaker.
Tags: boxer shorts, immature
He pulled up to my house and blew his horn for me to come out (this was before everyone had a cell phone). Dressed in a cute top and nice jeans, I headed to his car to meet him. Once I opened the door, he looked at me and said “Is that what you’re wearing?” I asked if I was under-dressed (he was in jeans and a blazer) to which he replied, “Yeah. I recommend a skirt, at least”. So I ran inside, pride bruised, and changed into a skirt. Then, he took me to a sushi bar in a strip mall (gag) for dinner.
Afterward, he took me to a swimming pool. In an apartment complex. That he didn’t even live in. And when I reminded him that I didn’t have a swimsuit, he pulled out a white T-shirt and a pair of his boxer shorts. It was still day light and the pool was packed, so I declined the change of clothes and opted to sit poolside (in my ever-so-important skirt) and seeth while he swam. Which he did. For three hours.
The worst part? This was actually our SECOND date. The first date? He “forgot” his wallet. Dealbreaker.
Tags: breaking and entering, clothes, immature, swimming
Two months into dating this guy he took me to Vegas for a weekend getaway. We did the whole nine yards, hotel, dinners, tickets to Ka.
On the way to the show, he gives me a massive wedgie in the middle of the MGM Grand Casino floor. Onlookers cried out, “Awesome” and, “Congratulations!”
Dealbreaker?
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