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Smell My Fingers

May 8

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I talked to this girl for about 2 weeks, and she came over my house to hang out. When my mom introduces herself to her as Mrs so and so, she asks what her first name was. Weird. We then get away from my parents and start talking for awhile. Out of nowhere she says “So I’m pretty much obsessed with you now.” We talked for 2 WEEKS!. But that wasn’t the worst part. In the middle of conversing, she sticks her hand in her pants, takes her hand out, and smells her fingers. She then says “Sometimes I like to stick my fingers in holes in my body and smell them…..” I literally wanted to die.

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The Lazy Bum

May 3

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I drove 4 hours to meet a guy I had met online on a dating site. He seemed great, I loved that we shared the same ideas on dating and relationships.We had a great connection.He made me feel really awesome. He was cute in photos, and in person, but when I arrived at his house for a weekend, I realized there was more to his story than meets the eye. He had no job (but was able to find ME a job if I wanted to move there) no car, no license. (He told me he wasn’t “into” cars and driving, but the truth is, he got his license taken away from him for having drug paraphernalia in his car) He also was on food stamps (because he said he “deserved” it), and his fridge was completely empty so I starved the whole time I was there. His entire house was filthy, with giant dust balls and hair everywhere. Everything smelled like BO and unwashed butt. The heat never shut off so he sweat constantly and stunk to no end. Everything I wore, including my skin and hair smelled like it when I came home. His breath smelled like poop ( literally) and he would walk around in the morning with a VERY small boner wearing just his boxers. When I got home and told him it wouldn’t work out between us because of his lifestyle choices, he flipped out, accused me of calling him lazy and told me my standards were too high. Deal breaker.

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The Quick to Anger Guy

Mar 17

Posted by ddb in Worst Dates | 49 Comments

A few days after talking to this guy online I told him I thought we should be friends..he lived 3 hours away and I just didn’t see how dating would work. He had just ended a 5 year relationship anyways, so I didn’t see the harm. He not only got totally offended, but a week later I got an IM from him telling me that I sucked, that I should “Eat Shit” and that I had an IQ of 6. He also said he had been seething about it for a week, and that he couldn’t care less what I did or said to him because he had no problem getting women…Well then why waste a week getting mad at me, and then end up flying off the handle like an emotional basket case? TOTAL dealbreaker…and I didn’t even meet the guy…THANK GOD! Can we say psycho?

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The Good Son

Feb 8

Posted by ddb in First Dates | No Comments

The Blind Date: He took me to a crappy chain restaurant and before I could order, ordered us a banana split “to share”. During our ‘meal’, he told me he had something special to show me after dinner. He drove me to a really cute neighborhood I didn’t recognize. I assumed he was taking me to a park, or to look at houses (I’m an Architecture major). Instead, he took me to HIS PARENT’S HOUSE. When she answered the door, his mom exclaimed “It’s so nice to meet you! We’ve heard so much about you!” and threw her arms around me. Did I mention this was a blind date? Dealbreaker.

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The Jerk Ex-Boyfriend

Nov 5

Posted by ddb in Worst Dates | 145 Comments

So I was dating this girl in college, and decided to tell her that I was still friends with my ex, even though I knew she still liked me. That didn’t bother her, so it was great. But that got her to talk about her ex… she said how after less than one year of dating in her senior year of high school they talked about marriage and he actually said something about an engagement ring (mind you, I dated my ex for almost 3 years and SHE was the one who didn’t want to get married). Anyway, the girl said she took him seriously and was very disappointed to find out he had sex, in public, with a complete stranger at night in a park. And when I proceeded to call him a jerk and how he didn’t actually mean what he said about marriage she got all pissy and told me to ‘never call him a jerk- you don’t know him!’. But ma’am, I know any guy who cheats on his girlfriend is a jerk. Dealbreaker.

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The Ex-Wife

Sep 16

Posted by ddb in Worst Dates | 121 Comments

My friend was waiting for her date to show up. He pulls up in a car, on the passenger side. Driving the car is a woman. My friends asks who the woman is. It’s his ex-wife –- it turns out they still live in the same house and share the car. Since he was planning on having a few drinks on his date, he asked his ex-wife to drive him in their shared car from their shared residence to his date. Dealbreaker.

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The Borrower

Jul 6

Posted by ddb in Worst Dates | 46 Comments

This cute guy just picked me up for our first date .  He said “I need to swing by home and get some money”. When we get there he says “I want you to meet my mom”… I thought it was early for that but I really had no choice. Then he says “Yeah, I live with my mom, go ahead and laugh”. Lame at 29, but I let it slide. We get in and he tells his mom (in front of me) that he wants to impress me and that he needs a lot of “comps”. In Vegas (where I lived) that means free dinner tickets. She gave him $30 worth but he said that wasn’t enough and he needed $30 more. They fought for a few minutes and she finally relented. THEN he told her he wanted to take me bowling after and that he needed her comp tickets for the bowling alley in the casino too. So she throws them at him. As we are leaving she says “You better have my car back by 1am–you aren’t insured to drive it and you need to be home early to go look for a job in the morning”. All that together–Dealbreaker(s)!

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The Think Before You Speak

Jun 17

Posted by ddb in Worst Dates | 50 Comments

A gorgeous guy took me on a really great first date which included a late afternoon ride on a seaside road on his motorcycle. We stopped at an overlook to watch the sun set over the ocean. Standing next to me he leaned in and said, “God it smells like urine here… kiss me, bitch.” Dealbreaker.

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The Are You Ready Now?

Jun 17

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So after watching a movie on a first date things started to get a little steamy. After a few minutes of kissing, I thought I should go ahead and put it out there:

Me: “Um… I like you a lot but I am not ready to have sex.”

Him: ”Ok. I understand and totally respect that.”

Five minutes later…

Him: “Are you ready now??”

Dealbreaker.

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The Un-Passionate Date

Jun 17

Posted by ddb in Worst Dates | 45 Comments

First date, a guy took me to see Passion of the Christ. Dealbreaker.

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