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The Lazy Bum

I drove 4 hours to meet a guy I had met online on a dating site. He seemed great, I loved that we shared the same ideas on dating and relationships.We had a great connection.He made me feel really awesome. He was cute in photos, and in person, but when I arrived at his house for a weekend, I realized there was more to his story than meets the eye. He had no job (but was able to find ME a job if I wanted to move there) no car, no license. (He told me he wasn’t “into” cars and driving, but the truth is, he got his license taken away from him for having drug paraphernalia in his car) He also was on food stamps (because he said he “deserved” it), and his fridge was completely empty so I starved the whole time I was there. His entire house was filthy, with giant dust balls and hair everywhere. Everything smelled like BO and unwashed butt. The heat never shut off so he sweat constantly and stunk to no end. Everything I wore, including my skin and hair smelled like it when I came home. His breath smelled like poop ( literally) and he would walk around in the morning with a VERY small boner wearing just his boxers. When I got home and told him it wouldn’t work out between us because of his lifestyle choices, he flipped out, accused me of calling him lazy and told me my standards were too high. Deal breaker.

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The Jerk Ex-Boyfriend

So I was dating this girl in college, and decided to tell her that I was still friends with my ex, even though I knew she still liked me. That didn’t bother her, so it was great. But that got her to talk about her ex… she said how after less than one year of dating in her senior year of high school they talked about marriage and he actually said something about an engagement ring (mind you, I dated my ex for almost 3 years and SHE was the one who didn’t want to get married). Anyway, the girl said she took him seriously and was very disappointed to find out he had sex, in public, with a complete stranger at night in a park. And when I proceeded to call him a jerk and how he didn’t actually mean what he said about marriage she got all pissy and told me to ‘never call him a jerk- you don’t know him!’. But ma’am, I know any guy who cheats on his girlfriend is a jerk. Dealbreaker.

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