A few days after talking to this guy online I told him I thought we should be friends..he lived 3 hours away and I just didn’t see how dating would work. He had just ended a 5 year relationship anyways, so I didn’t see the harm. He not only got totally offended, but a week later I got an IM from him telling me that I sucked, that I should “Eat Shit” and that I had an IQ of 6. He also said he had been seething about it for a week, and that he couldn’t care less what I did or said to him because he had no problem getting women…Well then why waste a week getting mad at me, and then end up flying off the handle like an emotional basket case? TOTAL dealbreaker…and I didn’t even meet the guy…THANK GOD! Can we say psycho?
Archive for category Worst Date Ever
The Quick to Anger Guy
Mar 17
The Big Banana
Mar 16
I am in my early 40s. I dated a guy for a few weeks and the second time we had sex he had on a pair of Joe Boxer shorts that said “The Big Banana” on them. He told me his mother had gotten them for him! Total dealbreaker.
The Fashion Critic
Feb 10
He pulled up to my house and blew his horn for me to come out (this was before everyone had a cell phone). Dressed in a cute top and nice jeans, I headed to his car to meet him. Once I opened the door, he looked at me and said “Is that what you’re wearing?” I asked if I was under-dressed (he was in jeans and a blazer) to which he replied, “Yeah. I recommend a skirt, at least”. So I ran inside, pride bruised, and changed into a skirt. Then, he took me to a sushi bar in a strip mall (gag) for dinner.
Afterward, he took me to a swimming pool. In an apartment complex. That he didn’t even live in. And when I reminded him that I didn’t have a swimsuit, he pulled out a white T-shirt and a pair of his boxer shorts. It was still day light and the pool was packed, so I declined the change of clothes and opted to sit poolside (in my ever-so-important skirt) and seeth while he swam. Which he did. For three hours.
The worst part? This was actually our SECOND date. The first date? He “forgot” his wallet. Dealbreaker.
The Good Son
Feb 8
The Blind Date: He took me to a crappy chain restaurant and before I could order, ordered us a banana split “to share”. During our ‘meal’, he told me he had something special to show me after dinner. He drove me to a really cute neighborhood I didn’t recognize. I assumed he was taking me to a park, or to look at houses (I’m an Architecture major). Instead, he took me to HIS PARENT’S HOUSE. When she answered the door, his mom exclaimed “It’s so nice to meet you! We’ve heard so much about you!” and threw her arms around me. Did I mention this was a blind date? Dealbreaker.
The Side Fling
Feb 5
I had a great date with a guy at a pub near my house. We went back to my place, had amazing sex and then he left. The next morning he called and said “I like you a lot but I have a girlfriend. But I’d like to meet up again soon.” I guess he was just looking for an ongoing side fling? No guy is THAT good. Dealbreaker.
The Family Meeting
Feb 5
I was dating this guy in high school for a few weeks. I finally went over to his house. His parents then held a “family meeting” and they all went downstairs into a bedroom (leaving me upstairs alone watching TV) for over an hour. I could vaguely hear them laughing and talking and it was nothing of a serious nature at all. Dealbreaker.
I was on a date with a guy that I met online. We had exchanged emails and talked on the phone. We went to dinner and afterwards went back to my house. We started making out. Things were getting hot and heavy and he whispered, “Suck my dick, bitch”. I thought I must have heard him wrong. I asked him what he had said, and again he repeated, “Suck my dick, bitch”. At that point I told him I didn’t appreciate being spoken to like that and that he needed to leave; I wasn’t going to sleep with him then or ever. He told me I should be glad that he didn’t make me sleep with him right then. Bad dirty talk and threatening forced sex? Dealbreakers.
The Ex-Wife
Sep 16
My friend was waiting for her date to show up. He pulls up in a car, on the passenger side. Driving the car is a woman. My friends asks who the woman is. It’s his ex-wife –- it turns out they still live in the same house and share the car. Since he was planning on having a few drinks on his date, he asked his ex-wife to drive him in their shared car from their shared residence to his date. Dealbreaker.
The Cock Block
Sep 16
My friend is currently online dating. She had a really bad breakup and decided to try for one of those online sites Cupid something or other. She went out on a date with this cute guy, things were clicking and all was going well. She went back to his place and they started fooling around. They were practically naked when he suddenly stopped and said, “Just so you know, I’m a virgin.” WTF?! Deal breaker!!! Needless to say, she didn’t want her rebound one-night stand to be taking someone’s virginity so she gave him a quick sympathy BJ and split. Then he wound up stalking her. Seriously, though. Why would anyone (a dude, no less) who is about to get boned for the first time admit that its his first time?! He totally cock blocked himself. Dealbreaker.
The Big Spender
Jul 28
I went on a first date with this guy and we could not decide where to go since his shift ended really late at work, so I decided Denny’s, no biggy. We talked and I ordered cheese sticks and a coke…he ate some of my cheese sticks and we had a great conversation and we laughed and it was great until he went to drop me off and parked his car in front of my apartment and ask for a kiss, I gave him a peck and he forced his tongue down my throat and when I backed off and asked what the hell he was doing his response was “I payed for your food” Yes, he payed a whole 5 bucks…never called him again. Dealbreaker.