Archive for category Bad Kisser

The Quick to Cum Guy

I was dating a guy for a few weeks and we were finally going to have sex. I’m on his bed and we start making out. Before we even got a chance to take off our clothes he came. It was only like five minutes and then he rolled over and wanted to go to bed. Quick dealbreaker!!

The Pecker

So I’m been on a couple of dates with this guy and he and I have kissed maybe a couple of times. So when we go to make out he kisses like a fish: it’s like small pecks on my lips. I finally was like what are you doing and he says, what? you don’t like to be teased? Umm kiss better dude! Dealbreaker.

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The Fish Kisser

I was on a first date with a guy that was really going well. It was one of those dates that was supposed to be short but hanging out all day turned into dinner, which turned into drinks, which turned into a little kissing. However he kissed open mouthed, without any tongue. Dealbreaker.

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