In highschool, I dated a total cheapskate who never paid for anything. On one of our dates, he must have been feeling generous because he actually offered to pay for my Starbucks coffee. For the rest of the night, he complained about how much the coffee was, claming that Starbucks was a “ripoff”.
A few days later, in a phone conversation, he brought up the freaking coffee again, patting himself on the back for being such a “gentleman” and buying me a drink that was ridiculously overpriced. He said, he did it because he liked me so much. Ummm, thanks, but I’m worth more than a cup of coffee. DEALBREAKER.