I met a guy online and he started IM’ing me. We talked for about an hour, and then I said “it was nice talking to you, but I have work early so I should get to bed”

He responded “I love you [insert name here]!!!”

Okay I was freaked out by this so I told him. He said he just got carried away and he was really sorry… so I decided to forgive him. The next day he seemed a little more controlled. Then he started talking about his knife collection, how he casts magical spells, and his age also changed by 1 year and his height by 3 inches. Then he said “I love you so much” again.

Dealbreaker.

In highschool, I dated a total cheapskate who never paid for anything. On one of our dates, he must have been feeling generous because he actually offered to pay for my Starbucks coffee. For the rest of the night, he complained about how much the coffee was, claming that Starbucks was a “ripoff”.

A few days later, in a phone conversation, he brought up the freaking coffee again, patting himself on the back for being such a “gentleman” and buying me a drink that was ridiculously overpriced. He said, he did it because he liked me so much. Ummm, thanks, but I’m worth more than a cup of coffee. DEALBREAKER.