I went on a first date with this kid I knew, that I wasn’t totally into, but he was a nice kid and decided to give him a chance. He tried holding my hand, and I tried to kind of slip out of it. This happened twice more, and he grabbed my hand and held it in a vice-grip with a stupid grin on his face and says “Slippery aren’tcha?” As if that wasn’t bad enough, he then called me the next morning to tell me that I was so hot that just holding my hand gave him a massive hard-on. Uh, yeah. Forced hand-holding, and hand-holding boners? Dealbreakers.
#1 by Luisa Haas on May 28, 2010 - 4:14 am
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#5 by Reynaldo Burnett on May 31, 2010 - 9:23 pm
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