I was dating this guy for a few weeks and I asked him why things didn’t work out with his ex-girlfriend. He told me that he wasn’t attracted to her. They dated for two years, so I thought maybe their personalities were clashing. He tells me “She had small boobs”. Wait, it gets better. Then he tells me, “She also had a burn on her chest from a childhood accident and I wasn’t into the whole burn thing.” He said it like it was a bad haircut or something. Dealbreaker.