Archive for November, 2009

The Jerk Ex-Boyfriend

So I was dating this girl in college, and decided to tell her that I was still friends with my ex, even though I knew she still liked me. That didn’t bother her, so it was great. But that got her to talk about her ex… she said how after less than one year of dating in her senior year of high school they talked about marriage and he actually said something about an engagement ring (mind you, I dated my ex for almost 3 years and SHE was the one who didn’t want to get married). Anyway, the girl said she took him seriously and was very disappointed to find out he had sex, in public, with a complete stranger at night in a park. And when I proceeded to call him a jerk and how he didn’t actually mean what he said about marriage she got all pissy and told me to ‘never call him a jerk- you don’t know him!’. But ma’am, I know any guy who cheats on his girlfriend is a jerk. Dealbreaker.

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The Suck My Dick, Bitch, Guy

I was on a date with a guy that I met online. We had exchanged emails and talked on the phone. We went to dinner and afterwards went back to my house. We started making out. Things were getting hot and heavy and he whispered, “Suck my dick, bitch”. I thought I must have heard him wrong. I asked him what he had said, and again he repeated, “Suck my dick, bitch”. At that point I told him I didn’t appreciate being spoken to like that and that he needed to leave; I wasn’t going to sleep with him then or ever. He told me I should be glad that he didn’t make me sleep with him right then. Bad dirty talk and threatening forced sex? Dealbreakers.

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