My friend was waiting for her date to show up. He pulls up in a car, on the passenger side. Driving the car is a woman. My friends asks who the woman is. It’s his ex-wife –- it turns out they still live in the same house and share the car. Since he was planning on having a few drinks on his date, he asked his ex-wife to drive him in their shared car from their shared residence to his date. Dealbreaker.
Tags: ex-wife, first date
My friend is currently online dating. She had a really bad breakup and decided to try for one of those online sites Cupid something or other. She went out on a date with this cute guy, things were clicking and all was going well. She went back to his place and they started fooling around. They were practically naked when he suddenly stopped and said, “Just so you know, I’m a virgin.” WTF?! Deal breaker!!! Needless to say, she didn’t want her rebound one-night stand to be taking someone’s virginity so she gave him a quick sympathy BJ and split. Then he wound up stalking her. Seriously, though. Why would anyone (a dude, no less) who is about to get boned for the first time admit that its his first time?! He totally cock blocked himself. Dealbreaker.
Tags: blow jobs, cock block, stalking, virgins
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