Archive for July, 2009

The Drooler

One time I was having sex with a guy and I guess he got so carried away, he was drooling, and I could see this big glob of drool dangling from his lip and before I could figure out what to do it FELL ON ME. Dealbreaker.

The Nipple Pincher

Had a huge crush on this guy for a while and we are finally making out at a party one night. It’s starts to get pretty steamy and then…he wasn’t so much caressing or pinching or even tweaking my nipples but rather taking his thumbs and jamming them into my nipples, like he was trying to invert them into a bellybutton. Dealbreaker.

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