At dinner, when the person I am with puts salt on their food before even tasting it. Dealbreaker.
Archive for June, 2009
The Over Salter
Jun 25
The Stuck Up Girl
Jun 24
If the girl I am with is rude to service industry people ie: drive-thru clerks, servers, bartenders… if they are, I quietly exit stage left. I dislike people who think that they are entitled. Dealbreaker.
The OCD Guy
Jun 23
So, I had been dating this guy for a couple weeks. Went over to his place to watch a movie and things got really hot. Right after… the main event… he asks me if I could stand up for a second. He wanted me to stand up so he could throw the sheets in the wash RIGHT AWAY. Turns out I’m dating someone with OCD. (what guy cares about the sheets when there is a naked girl in their bed????????) Dealbreaker.
The Hair Sweater Guy
Jun 22
First date with this guy, JFK Jr look-a-like, fighter pilot, nice body, etc. Plan was to go ride his wave runner. Off comes his shirt and “OH MY GOD when did he put on the wool sweater!??!!” Back hair – Dealbreaker.
The Klepto
Jun 22
I was dating this guy for a few months and he would shower me with gifts, mostly clothes. Every now and again I found little holes in some of the clothes. At first, I thought he just bought a few things on sale that were torn in places and he didn’t notice. To my surprise I found out through one of his friends that he had been stealing all that stuff. The holes came from him tearing out the plastic sensors. A boyfriend who is a klepto. Dealbreaker.
The Quickie Guy
Jun 21
After a date, my boyfriend’s idea of seducing me into bed is pulling into my driveway, turning to me, and asking “Can I get a quickie before I go?”. Every single time. Dealbreaker.
The Parking Lot Lover
Jun 19
I met a guy at a dance club. We made out in the parking lot. I give him my number. He calls to set up a date and wants to meet up “Where we were last night”. I ask “the same club?” and he says, “No, the parking lot.” Deal breaker. And he was married. Double dealbreaker.
The Minister’s Daughter
Jun 19
I was on a first date with a guy on a Saturday night. While we were trying to pick out a movie time, I mentioned that I didn’t want to go to a late show because I had church in the morning. His response to this? “Oh. The last time I was in a church I was fucking my ex-girlfriend in the ass on the altar. She was a minister’s daughter.” Now, I’m not uber-religious, but ass-fucking on an altar just seems like taking it a bit too far. Dealbreaker.
The Heartbreaker
Jun 19
I was dating a girl for just over 2 weeks when she stayed the night over at my place. I was starting to fall asleep when she told me to wake up. She looked me straight in the eye and told me not to break her heart. I didn’t sleep that night. Dealbreaker
The Marriage Guy
Jun 19
First date, this guy starts telling me how close he is to his family,
and how he likes to see his parents everyday, if possible. Okay, I
think, I guess I’m pretty close to my family too. Then he tells me
that the only reason he chose the job he has is because it has good
insurance, and what if we have kids and one of them has diabetes and
we need excellent health insurance. Kids? Family? First date? Dealbreaker.