A guy that I dated called his mother every night before he/we went to bed. Dealbreaker.
Archive for May, 2009
The Night Caller
May 26
The Bad Speller
May 26
One guy wrote me a love letter that was full of misspellings. I just couldn’t date an illiterate man. I broke up with him promptly. Dealbreaker.
The Weapons Guy
May 26
I was on a date with a guy where we were talking and trying to get to know each other…..and by trying to get to know each other I was asking questions and he was answering, while not asking me anything about myself. I come to learn that he has a pet tarantula and owns a billy club (since his concealed weapons permit had expired). Dealbreakers.
The Fish Kisser
May 26
I was on a first date with a guy that was really going well. It was one of those dates that was supposed to be short but hanging out all day turned into dinner, which turned into drinks, which turned into a little kissing. However he kissed open mouthed, without any tongue. Dealbreaker.
The Chain Restauranteur
May 26
I had plans to go on a first date with this guy to a nice little Italian restaurant. 20 minutes before the date he texts me saying that he feels a lot more like going to Olive Garden for dinner. First date at Olive Garden? Really? Dealbreaker.
The Putt-putter
May 25
I went on a first date with this girl, we went to dinner and played putt putt golf. We were sitting on her parent’s porch when she farted, very loudly. She didn’t even excuse herself. I didn’t call her again. Dealbreaker.
The Discreet Peer
May 24
I was taking a shower when the guy I was dating asked if he could come in and pee. I told him to wait a few minutes, but when I came out he said he didn’t need to go anymore. A few weeks later when I was cleaning my kitchen I found a cup full of pee in one of the cabinets. Dealbreaker.
The Nail Clipper
May 24
I was dating a girl for a few weeks when she started clipping her toe nails in my living room. I could not call her after that. Dealbreaker.
The Blotter
May 24
I drove a girl home from a lake trip and she pulled out an oil-blotting sheet. She told me she had really oily skin. I never called her again. Dealbreaker.
The Night Peer
May 24
A guy I was dating woke up drunk in the middle of the night and peed in the corner of my bedroom. Dealbreaker.